Wondering how to keep your wife happy?
It’s a fair question for a man to ask.
It requires consistent effort and thought to ensure your partner stays happy in a long term relationship.
They tell you to buy her presents, run her baths and help her out with the chores.
These things are all lies and will result in a sub-human existence and an inevitable divorce.
Your woman’s heart should beat hard in her chest every time she sees you.
The same today or in ten years time.
6 Real Ways To Have a Happy Wife Happy Life
#1 – Give her the most amazing sex of her life
Number #1 without doubt.
Make sure you have the bitch train regularly with jade eggs and she will be tighter than she was as a virgin. Sex will never get boring.
Regularly blow her mind with athletic, violent, emotional and creative sex.
Continuously introduce variety, so that she is always wondering what comes next.
This is how a man continuously demonstrates his power over his woman and continually demonstrates his value and attractiveness to other females.
If the sex ever goes downhill, you need to fix it – or the relationship is headed for the rocks.
#2 – Do things to make her look up to you
It’s no good doing all the things in this list if you just a lazy pussy that isn’t in charge of your own life.
A woman wants a man that is better than her.
Somebody she can admire.
Do things worthy of admiration. Don’t do them for her, do them for yourself.
- This could be as simple as working hard and putting food on the table.
- Or bringing in some extra income via a new business sideline.
- Or demonstrating mastery or excellence in a skill.
- Or being confident and cool in a stressful situation.
#3 – Make her your sub-ordinate
A woman wants and needs to feel as if you are her superior.
Forget all the fat, yeast-pussied, good-for-nothing sluts that will tell you otherwise. The feminist morons and weak-minded homosexuals want to make you believe that woman want equality.
These dullards only need to refer to the last 13.7 million years of evolutionary history to understand that a woman’s natural role is the submissive one.
She wants to look up to you. That means she goes on the floor, where she belongs.
- Have her bring you things.
- Have her massage your balls.
- Issue her orders
- Talk down to her like an employee (but be a good boss, not an asshole)
#4 – Be unpredictable
Make her feel like she never knows what you are going to do.
This requires hard work. The moment you think she has you figured out, throw something completely new into the works. Mix things around, so that one minute you are being gentle and caring, the next dominant and aggressive.
She should always feel as if you are an unpredictable force that she has no control over.
- Smash her into a wall just for fun.
- Pull down her trousers in the shopping mall and run away.
- Leave her a note in her purse telling her you love her.
- Make her cook for you wearing nothing but her panties.
- Force her to suck your cock whilst you check your email.
- Make her sit naked on your knee whilst your read her poetry.
- Randomly rip her panties off, throw her to the floor and fuck her
- Call her up at work just to tell her how amazing she is and put the phone down.
- Slap her in the face randomly and stuff your cock in her mouth.
The list is endless.
#5 – Have her experience strong emotions
A woman is an emotional creature. Men live by strategy and logic. Woman live by tactics and emotion.
Woman experience emotions completely differently to men.
Because of this, she needs to feel strong emotions regularly. This is part of her core experience of life.
Crying is cathartic for a woman and lets her clear away the residue of emotions lingering in her head. She needs to regularly cry.
Be aware of her emotions and yours. Engineer situations accordingly, so she can experience the full brilliance of life the way it was meant to be experienced.
#6 – Never let her forget your value
Never let her underestimate how much you are worth.
She should consider herself extremely lucky to have you. Remind her regularly how good she has it.
Have the balls to tell her this to her face. She will think you arrogant and this will make her wet.
- “I’m successful, financially stable, strong, woman look at me when I walk down the street and I’m fucking incredible in bed. You’re one lucky bitch to have me”
- “How many orgasms did I give you last night?”
- “Everytime I wear these trousers woman keep staring at my crotch”
What next Rodney ?
If you can maintain these 6 principals during a long term relationship, you will both have a fulfilling, sexually supercharged relationship that never grows old. Compare this to the disgusting glut of “equal” relationships that your friends are having and tell me you don’t want what is naturally yours?
Time to get yourself a relationship contract son.